joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog
sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

actual-ironman-tonystark:

queerqueensansa:

postllimit:

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

my mother has called me our cats name who has been dead for five years

multiple times

(via xan-dur)

spookytotodile:

when u catch someone lookin at you for like the 15th time and u just like damn u tryna holla or what

(Source: 420dongsquad, via lookingforthehorizon)

psychotic-torture:

sad black and white blog, I follow back similar
"Don’t ask her to moan, make her."
(via the-psycho-cutie)

(Source: ucanjudge, via lookingforthehorizon)

past-gone:

If you kiss my neck… You’re not leaving this room unfucked.

(via lookingforthehorizon)

kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE
pleasestopbeingsad:

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