Life Hack: Don’t want to get up for school tomorrow? Don’t.
Why the fuck wouldn’t you do that
If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
It’s a metaphor