xfrick:

norriko:

lol

you’re so pretty

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

Life Hack: Don’t want to get up for school tomorrow? Don’t.

(via lifeofateenagegirl17)

"In 20 years I won’t remember today; that scares me."
10 Word Poem" series - #31 (via perfect)

(Source: lettersto-savemyself, via celliah)

salixj:


rogankiwifruit:

benedictbandersnatch:

My biology teacher dressed up as elmo for the last day because she’s retiring and seriously gives zero fucks
I PROMISED HER SHE WOULD BE TUMBLR FAMOUS COME ON PEOPLE

and as tumblr users we promise she will be

Must do my part.

misscarlaay:

ka-kawgoodsir:

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

Why the fuck wouldn’t you do that

It’s a metaphor

(via island0fmizfitt0ys)

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